yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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