My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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