We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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