If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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