nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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