I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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