no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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