Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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