i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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