Joe is yelling at the trees again.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
