he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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