awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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