'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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