do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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