This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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