i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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