But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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