You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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