is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
