I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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