Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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