i just wanna soil my oats bro
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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