Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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