I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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