How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
