Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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