I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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