Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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