As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
True strength comes from lack of pants
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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