whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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