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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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