she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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