How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
God, I missed his penis.
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