if i can run in heels then i can drive
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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