How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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