Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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