Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I FOUND THE LEGS
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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