just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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