I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I touched a dick in church today
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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