I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you didnt know i had herpes?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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