You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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