how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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