I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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