Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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