a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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