what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
