I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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