now i know why i became what i already was.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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