would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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