talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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