she looked like the before picture.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
God gave him joint rollers for hands
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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